Subject: Shock! Horror! Luis Suarez bites footballer!
From: Alex Kemp
Date: Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:40:39 +0100
To: Micaela Kemp, Liisa Kemp, Davin Kemp

You possibly saw the game or heard the news: that fabulous footballer Luis Suarez has been behaving like a 4-year old again, but this time in Brazil during a World Cup game on Tuesday 24 July (his team Uruguay beat the Italians 1 - 0):-
Huffington Post collage of ‘The Bite’ incident

(I saw that bit of the match, and he definitely bit the Italian)

Luis now deserves to be banned, but the best reaction was surely from social media:

2 posts from Twitter

A chap from Buenos Aires, Brazil, named Diego Suarez, is fortunate/unfortunate enough to have the twitter handle ‘@Suarez’ (the footballer Suarez is @luis16suarez). After a couple of hours the Brazilian Suarez (who as a Brazilian speaks Portuguese, rather than the Spanish spoken by the rest of South America) began to send increasingly desperate tweets, pleading with the world to stop sending him messages:-

Suarez speaks out

Meanwhile, any company that sells stuff to eat was trying to leap on the bandwagon:- thus #EatASnickers tweeted: “Hey @luis16suarez. Next time you’re hungry just grab a Snickers” together with a picture saying, “More satisfying than Italian.”

Finally, a most disconcerting picture:-

Good Grief!

of course, some of those in Patagonia speak Welsh

Alex Kemp