Subject: Stretch Limo Stretched Too Far
From: Alex Kemp
Date: Wednesday, 14 January 2015 23:26:08 +0000
To: Oliver Kemp, Micaela Kemp, Liisa Kemp, Davin Kemp

A stretch too far for the Police

The only stretch limousine that I’ve ever been in was the one that Davin & your mum hired for their wedding to take them to the meal afterwards. It wasn’t as long as this one (but it *was* legal):-

The owners of this stretch limo had added an extra axle, which meant that it failed to meet UK safety laws, plus the insurance was invalidated, as was the driver’s license. The Merseyside Police (where else?) seized it & sent it to be cut up & crushed. Whoops. Well, that’s what you get for parking on a double-yellow line.

(even after cutting it in half, it was still too big to fit in the crushing machine)

Alex Kemp