Subject: 12-year-old Boy Trips in Museum & Punches Hole in £1 Million GBP Artwork
From: Alex Kemp
Date: Tuesday, 25 August 2015 11:41:09 +0100
To: Oliver Kemp, Micaela Kemp, Liisa Kemp, Davin Kemp

Ah bless. You know what it's like - your son is bored & holding on to his can of pop when he stumbles over his own feet. I mean, it's not his fault, or at least it could have happened to anybody in Taiwan. He was just trying to stay on his feet. Was it *his* fault that a 17th Century Italian masterpiece called “Flowers” by Paolo Porpora was the best thing for him to grab? What do you mean that it was worth $1.5 million USD? We're not paying THAT!

Alex Kemp